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Nurse Chapel is bored by the current slate of missions Enterprise has been on.  She makes arrangements to meet an old friend.  When Enterprise arrives they find no life signs and the base completely empty. Eventually they encounter a robot who shows them to a submersible craft.  The landing party descends into the awaiting arms of an octopus like creature. The set up feels like an episode of the series.  Some of the characters feel like they should, others... a bit off.  These Strange New Worlds minis are very hit or miss with me.  This one, so far, is intriguing.  Star Trek comics should add a little something and not be bound by constraints of budget.  Doing something on an ice planet or underwater, or with robots is a nice change of pace.  I'm curious to see where this is going.   six out of ten.

Christine Chapel is bored. Una Chin-Riley is bored, Erica Ortegas is not bored, and Spock is fascinated by a microbe they discovered from a previous planet. The starship Enterprise has been on a planet survey mission for weeks, having found nothing but microbes. Chapel calls a friend who’s doing an expedition on an ice planet that happens to also be a far off star base that Pike is sending the ship to. When they arrive they find the science team have disappeared, so off into the abyss they go! See now this is the kind of story that could fit in with the current season of Strange New Worlds. The story has what we want: planets being explored, a mystery to solve, and a reason to come back next issue.  The art, I’d say is at least up there with the now ended Star Trek/Star Trek defiant run. And it does leave with a reason to come back and see what happens. I’m not sure why Chapel suddenly is a thrill seeker, but then original Chapel was a glorified background character. And for some r...

Continuing from last month, D'Vana Tendi is essentially placed into indentured servitude until she figures out a solution to the Ferengi DaiMon’s energy problem: turns out it’s Gormagander poop. 5 pages in I was hoping this whole story had turned out to be some weird fantasy caused by space drugs, Trelane, or it was a Ferengi holodeck experience the lower deck crew was running with a ferengi ship, all of which would have made more sense than this story. This two issue story was written by an intern who has never watched any Star Trek much less Lower Decks because Tendi is out of character which I covered in my last review, Captain Jack Ransom would never forget to hydrate, Beckett Mariner apparently decided to regress from all the character growth she’s had by the time this story takes place in, Carol Freeman wouldn’t just randomly wave any of her crew off to some Ferengi, and once again the Ferengi are just written as cartoony business villains. So this had to have been written by...

A young red shirt nearly loses his eye to a Mugato.  He walks away with a discoloured eye and some scars that he hopes will appear intimidating.  Some time later he gets a new assignment with several other security officers. Someone has tapped into a Starfleet coms center and its their job to sort it out.  They will offer bait, then cut the data feed and see who comes to investigate.  The officers are fired toward the surface in torpedo casings, though two officers don't survive.  As the remaining team members regroup with the embedded officer on the planet, a Romulan Bird of Prey approaches. This is an interesting change of pace.  A comic focused on Red Shirts.  Of course fans know the joke.  Red Shirts are disposable on the Original Series and we get multiple panels of Red Shirt deaths.  Some gruesome, some funny.  Having them be self aware, that few ever live past thirty, was a good choice I think.  The story feels a bit more ma...

Wherein the issue opens with D'Vana Tendi having a perfect day, but it suddenly turns into a nightmare as a giant Ferengi head chased her and she wakes up to reality. Someone keeps sending her messages, which is annoying. Turns out Tendi got into some financial loans trouble with a Ferengi who loaned her money to get a flight to Earth so she could attend starfleet. And now that Ferengi has come... to collect! Dun, dun, dun! So... they do student loans in the future? Is the first thing I thought when I started this issue, followed by but Earth and Starfleet are post-scarcity and don’t use money.  But apparently the daughter of a major Orion Syndicate family doesn’t know that,  I mean she’s a pirate queen, we’ve seen her be a far smarter person on screen yet now for the sake of plot she, the pirate queen, was swindled by a Ferengi? I’m sorry that’s just weak. Plus they have computers on Orion she could have easily looked all of that up and found Glom lying. So you’re telling me...

Worf's reinstatement with Starfleet is denied by a group of Admirals, only for Jean-Luc Picard to come in and upend the situation.  On Vulcan, Geordi La Forge shows Spock his design for the Jellyfish.  Scotty resigns from Starfleet and meets Nyota Uhura.  Tom Paris reunites with his family.  Martok restores Kahless his honour and gives him a throne to sit and do nothing more.  Ro Laren is held in a detention facility, her sentence reduced.  Finally Benjamin Sisko shares a few moments with his family before returning to the Celestial Temple. This is the final issue of the current IDW slate of books.  It attempts to wrap up various plots, put various characters in place for the events of Nemesis, Trek 09 and even Picard Season 3.  I'd say it achieves this goal.  More or less.  The less being Ro.  She is not granted a pardon because the Maquis are designated a terrorist group... even though they were all wiped out by the Dominion befor...

Part two is here, Katherine Pulaski acting very out of character and so Carol Freeman and her lower decks crew mutiny and come up with a way to trick the Romulans and save the day. And as Pulaski leaves she repeats pips and the flashback story ends, and then the story ends as Beckett Mariner, Freeman, and Brad Boimler go skiing on mount Pulaski. It’s nice of them to name a holodeck mountain Durango. The flashback story wraps up nicely... I guess? Pulaski word dumps to just say she was playing the lower decks team of the USS Illinois to force them to solve the problem of the missing crew.  This could’ve been a single issue, but I get it: modern comics aren’t long novels, and you have back matter to shove in after the story... And having Mariner backslide for reasons was just to... have the flashback, which sure, sure. But I thought we already knew Freeman was a chaos goblin from the show? 7/10 Or am I thinking of some other Star Trek?

Sisko's forces begin freeing the Quadrant minds.  Along with Worf they make it to Lore's throne room and find Data's head.  Lore appears and with him he brings Jennifer and Jake.  Worf talks Sisko into completing their mission and Sisko calls forth the Orbs against Lore.  Worf uses an Orb and disintegrates Lore.  With that, Data restores the universe and the issue ends in a flash of light. There is a massive amount of ass-pull in this issue.  Sisko's forces easily manage to free the Quadrant minds.  They also manage to collect ten Orbs.  Did I sleep through this?  Were the Orbs ever mentioned?  You'd think someone like Lore would have erased the Orbs along with the Wormhole.  After all this, it just seems like the final stage of a video game that you beat on the simplest setting.  Worf kills Lore and that is it.  It is over just like that.  It feels so hollow.   five out of ten.

I wondered when or if Lower Decks would enter... THE LORE WAR!!!!!!! It makes sense that Shaxs would be our focus character.  So Shaxs touches Kahless’ magical Bat'leth and his normal self is restored. He manages to battle his way through the evil enterprise, assume control, trick the Gorn Captain of evil USS Cerritos, assume control of that, make it to earth and use Starfleet ingenuity to trick evil Captain Liam Shaw then turn his worst day into his best, most violent day.  And in the end who didn’t want to watch Shaxs be totally unleashed on Lore’s universe and Starfleet? I mean the issue is a little goofy and a bit self referential but it’s LORE WAR: Lower Decks, so it’s going to be a little lighter even while it’s extremely violent. But that’s okay cuz alternate universes. I liked this issue. A quick moving story that stuck to the plot and stuck the landing going from Shaxs’s worst day to Shaxs’s best. Love the Gorn captain, a Gorn in Starfleet is something Star Trek SHOUL...