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The Klingons torture the captured Starfleet personnel while, in space, they face off against the Romulans.  Neither willing to make the first move.  On the surface the trapped personnel manage to raise the buried ship from the swamp and blast off.  The captured Starfleet crew turn the tide on their captors and escape.  The buried ship is eventually destroyed by the Romulans and later the Klingons and Romulans agree to meet, and the Romulans ask them to bring the recaptured Starfleet personnel with them.   This issue was better than the previous ones.  The stakes feel higher with Klingons and Romulans getting involved.  Red shirt crew continue to get killed off though, and two are tortured by the Klingons with painstiks.  Honestly, I was expecting more gore once the Klingons showed up, but that was not the case. six out of ten.

The Voyager crew meet in sickbay and discuss the situation.  Part of the command crew attempt to retake Main Engineering.  B'Elanna Torres hits a plasma conduit that should disintegrate Species 8472 on contact, but fails.  8472 destroy the main deflector, rendering Voyager unable to open a rift back home.  The team surrenders and, leaving Seven of Nine behind, are taken to meet the Hierarch of Species 8472.  Kathryn Janeway's meeting does not go well and after B'Elanna finds the data they need to open a rift home Janeway tells her to delete it. Species 8472 kinda has a point here.  Janeway aided the Borg in their conflict.  They didn't follow First Contact procedures.  They also never bothered to learn their real name, they just continue to use the Borg designation.  This issue feels somewhat rushed but it does make Species 8472 seem as threatening as they were during their first appearance.  Though, you would think they would have more...

The submarine crew manage to escape from 'squid thingies' and enter some sort of underwater structure.  Making their way inside they encounter people covered in strange vines until they discover Christine Chapel's friend, Jinare, covered in the same vines and seemingly possessed by some entity.  In orbit, Nyota Uhura manages to decipher an ancient symbol.  It states the planet is a prison for the entity.  It then detects the Enterprise and sends multiple ships to intercept.  The robot, D-6... is annoying.  It feels like a character from a completely different show... like a Marvel character... full of quips that are supposed to be funny or endearing but fall flat.  Our actual Star Trek characters also feel off... like they were written by someone who has only seen a handful of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds episodes.  Scotty especially feels very ADHD. five out of ten.

And now in part 2, the away team goes deep underwater only to discover a city ruled by... vines? Meanwhile on the ship, Uhura attempts to translate writing the sensors picked up in the ice, writing that could signal doom for them all! And here we are with part two in which they go looking for Jinare only to find The Terror Beneath the Seas. But at least no one’s bored at this point. Meanwhile in space the Enterprise faces its own problems and crises to solve. It keeps the pace from the first issue while giving us a mystery on the planet for both ship and away team to solve. 8/10

And now the conclusion! The crew is in 1985 on Earth attempting to find extra whales to help keep the species alive in the 24th century, along for the journey are the two beluga whales, will they find these whales and make it back? For some reason there’s a Klingon ship in orbit! For reasons! This second part is an improvement over the first part if nothing else. The landing party manage to find a way out to sea, they manage to wrap everything up and for some reason there’s a Klingon ship in orbit as well that they dispatch easily as it’s a 20th century Klingon ship. For all that, the plot is pointless and throwing in a Klingon ship (for reasons!) doesn’t add anything to the story, not even tension, it’s at least an enjoyable read where you’re at least not bored and just wondering when it ends. At least it moves along if just a bit rushed, but they only have so many pages to wrap this story up, at least this time they avoided the usual time tropes of pointing out how weird and crazy th...

Three of the red shirts dangle on the antenna array while taking sniper fire.  Meanwhile, inside the base they discover a warp core.  The base is actually a starship.  As the core is brought online two of the Romulans make it to the Beam Out point, only for one of the red shirts to jump into the matter stream.  The result is horrifying once it materializes.  The other two red shirts that were on the antenna are beamed out by a cloaked ship in orbit... one that belongs to the Klingons. One of the Romulans operating from the Bird of Prey is named Neral.  I'm not sure if this is supposed to be the same character from TNG and DS9.  As that character eventually becomes Praetor, I assume it is.  Honestly that name drop is the most interesting thing about this issue.  More red shirts perish.  The story continues to meander along.  The introduction of Klingons here could be interesting.  But I expect it will be just an excuse to up the...

The USS Sagan confronts a Gorn fleet.  Moments from destruction they accept an offer to join the Federation and avert an armed conflict... only for their ships to explode, as well as the Sagan.  Captain Sato and four others manage to beam out at the last minute. The Burn has just destroyed every Warp Core in the galaxy.  72 hours later the surviving Starfleet captains meet and discuss the situation on Earth.  Captain Sato suggests using Transwarp.  At this moment a Borg Queen seems to appear, taking everyone by surprise.  It is Agnes Jurati.  She proposes the use of Borg Transwarp technology in exchange for a position as Chief Engineer on a starship and access to a certain item on the Daystrom Institute Station.   A new ship is constructed, seemingly using the old frame of the USS Theseus.  Jurati visits Daystrom Station and resurrects James T. Kirk.   A lot going on this first issue, and many references.  The Burn comes from Star T...

The USS Cerritos has to travel back in time to 1985 to rescue more humpback whales to bring them forward in time because the whales from the last time didn’t repopulate as well as everyone hoped. So instead of a new, original idea they... are doing Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. I mean they could have done some kind of story where they track down that probe thing if they really wanted to do Star Trek IV. Otherwise this is HEY REMEMBER STAR TREK IV THE ONE WITH WHALES? REMEMBER KIRK AND SPOCK IN 1986? REMEMBER WHALES! REMEMBER THE WEIRD TIME TRAVEL SEQUENCE? Remember? They even have Shaxs dressed like Spock from that movie and Brad Boimler dressed like Marty McFly. Also I get Jack Ransom is supposed to be a meathead or something, but you don’t get into Starfleet and work your way to first officer by being an idiot. Anyways the story in itself isn’t terrible, and while it absolutely wastes time trying to be a sequel to a much better movie, at least it takes the time to exposition dump wi...

Voyager returns to Earth after its long journey.  A group of four Admirals arrive but strange things are already about.  Tuvok begins having headaches and one of the Admirals locks the computer controls.  Eventually The Doctor determines Admiral Kittum and his team are members of Species 8472.  As they confront Kittum, Admiral Paris is also exposed as a fake.  8472 open a doorway to fluidic space. The story of Voyager's return home has been told a couple times.  Once as a fake out episode on the series and in a series of novels that continued the story of the Voyager crew past the series finale.  The great majority of that continuity was rendered non-canon with the Picard series.  I always felt it was a mistake removing the threat of Species 8472.  They spent so much time establishing them as the next big bad, able to easily defeat the Borg... only to make friends with em and move on.  I'm looking forward to seeing how things play out h...

The team wait for someone to show up and spring their trap.  They anxiously await someone to take the bait... and to fill the time we get some character backstories and characterization.  Eventually one of the officers is killed by the Romulan spies and a jungle monster attacks several of the others.  The monster manages to kill two of the squad but they are able to jam transmissions so the Romulan spies can't beam away.  The Romulan Bird of Prey fires from low orbit as the remaining security team members try to survive.   This feels very jumbled.  We get a little time with the team as they wait for the Romulans to show up, but it all feels very surface level.  Like trying to care for a victim in a Friday the 13th movie.  The more interesting characters have mostly been killed off.  The jungle monster attack feels almost random and the Romulan threat feels far away, even when they show up and kill one of the security officers.  Other tha...

Nurse Chapel is bored by the current slate of missions Enterprise has been on.  She makes arrangements to meet an old friend.  When Enterprise arrives they find no life signs and the base completely empty. Eventually they encounter a robot who shows them to a submersible craft.  The landing party descends into the awaiting arms of an octopus like creature. The set up feels like an episode of the series.  Some of the characters feel like they should, others... a bit off.  These Strange New Worlds minis are very hit or miss with me.  This one, so far, is intriguing.  Star Trek comics should add a little something and not be bound by constraints of budget.  Doing something on an ice planet or underwater, or with robots is a nice change of pace.  I'm curious to see where this is going.   six out of ten.

Christine Chapel is bored. Una Chin-Riley is bored, Erica Ortegas is not bored, and Spock is fascinated by a microbe they discovered from a previous planet. The starship Enterprise has been on a planet survey mission for weeks, having found nothing but microbes. Chapel calls a friend who’s doing an expedition on an ice planet that happens to also be a far off star base that Pike is sending the ship to. When they arrive they find the science team have disappeared, so off into the abyss they go! See now this is the kind of story that could fit in with the current season of Strange New Worlds. The story has what we want: planets being explored, a mystery to solve, and a reason to come back next issue.  The art, I’d say is at least up there with the now ended Star Trek/Star Trek defiant run. And it does leave with a reason to come back and see what happens. I’m not sure why Chapel suddenly is a thrill seeker, but then original Chapel was a glorified background character. And for some r...

Continuing from last month, D'Vana Tendi is essentially placed into indentured servitude until she figures out a solution to the Ferengi DaiMon’s energy problem: turns out it’s Gormagander poop. 5 pages in I was hoping this whole story had turned out to be some weird fantasy caused by space drugs, Trelane, or it was a Ferengi holodeck experience the lower deck crew was running with a ferengi ship, all of which would have made more sense than this story. This two issue story was written by an intern who has never watched any Star Trek much less Lower Decks because Tendi is out of character which I covered in my last review, Captain Jack Ransom would never forget to hydrate, Beckett Mariner apparently decided to regress from all the character growth she’s had by the time this story takes place in, Carol Freeman wouldn’t just randomly wave any of her crew off to some Ferengi, and once again the Ferengi are just written as cartoony business villains. So this had to have been written by...

A young red shirt nearly loses his eye to a Mugato.  He walks away with a discoloured eye and some scars that he hopes will appear intimidating.  Some time later he gets a new assignment with several other security officers. Someone has tapped into a Starfleet coms center and its their job to sort it out.  They will offer bait, then cut the data feed and see who comes to investigate.  The officers are fired toward the surface in torpedo casings, though two officers don't survive.  As the remaining team members regroup with the embedded officer on the planet, a Romulan Bird of Prey approaches. This is an interesting change of pace.  A comic focused on Red Shirts.  Of course fans know the joke.  Red Shirts are disposable on the Original Series and we get multiple panels of Red Shirt deaths.  Some gruesome, some funny.  Having them be self aware, that few ever live past thirty, was a good choice I think.  The story feels a bit more ma...

Wherein the issue opens with D'Vana Tendi having a perfect day, but it suddenly turns into a nightmare as a giant Ferengi head chased her and she wakes up to reality. Someone keeps sending her messages, which is annoying. Turns out Tendi got into some financial loans trouble with a Ferengi who loaned her money to get a flight to Earth so she could attend starfleet. And now that Ferengi has come... to collect! Dun, dun, dun! So... they do student loans in the future? Is the first thing I thought when I started this issue, followed by but Earth and Starfleet are post-scarcity and don’t use money.  But apparently the daughter of a major Orion Syndicate family doesn’t know that,  I mean she’s a pirate queen, we’ve seen her be a far smarter person on screen yet now for the sake of plot she, the pirate queen, was swindled by a Ferengi? I’m sorry that’s just weak. Plus they have computers on Orion she could have easily looked all of that up and found Glom lying. So you’re telling me...

Worf's reinstatement with Starfleet is denied by a group of Admirals, only for Jean-Luc Picard to come in and upend the situation.  On Vulcan, Geordi La Forge shows Spock his design for the Jellyfish.  Scotty resigns from Starfleet and meets Nyota Uhura.  Tom Paris reunites with his family.  Martok restores Kahless his honour and gives him a throne to sit and do nothing more.  Ro Laren is held in a detention facility, her sentence reduced.  Finally Benjamin Sisko shares a few moments with his family before returning to the Celestial Temple. This is the final issue of the current IDW slate of books.  It attempts to wrap up various plots, put various characters in place for the events of Nemesis, Trek 09 and even Picard Season 3.  I'd say it achieves this goal.  More or less.  The less being Ro.  She is not granted a pardon because the Maquis are designated a terrorist group... even though they were all wiped out by the Dominion befor...

Part two is here, Katherine Pulaski acting very out of character and so Carol Freeman and her lower decks crew mutiny and come up with a way to trick the Romulans and save the day. And as Pulaski leaves she repeats pips and the flashback story ends, and then the story ends as Beckett Mariner, Freeman, and Brad Boimler go skiing on mount Pulaski. It’s nice of them to name a holodeck mountain Durango. The flashback story wraps up nicely... I guess? Pulaski word dumps to just say she was playing the lower decks team of the USS Illinois to force them to solve the problem of the missing crew.  This could’ve been a single issue, but I get it: modern comics aren’t long novels, and you have back matter to shove in after the story... And having Mariner backslide for reasons was just to... have the flashback, which sure, sure. But I thought we already knew Freeman was a chaos goblin from the show? 7/10 Or am I thinking of some other Star Trek?

Sisko's forces begin freeing the Quadrant minds.  Along with Worf they make it to Lore's throne room and find Data's head.  Lore appears and with him he brings Jennifer and Jake.  Worf talks Sisko into completing their mission and Sisko calls forth the Orbs against Lore.  Worf uses an Orb and disintegrates Lore.  With that, Data restores the universe and the issue ends in a flash of light. There is a massive amount of ass-pull in this issue.  Sisko's forces easily manage to free the Quadrant minds.  They also manage to collect ten Orbs.  Did I sleep through this?  Were the Orbs ever mentioned?  You'd think someone like Lore would have erased the Orbs along with the Wormhole.  After all this, it just seems like the final stage of a video game that you beat on the simplest setting.  Worf kills Lore and that is it.  It is over just like that.  It feels so hollow.   five out of ten.

I wondered when or if Lower Decks would enter... THE LORE WAR!!!!!!! It makes sense that Shaxs would be our focus character.  So Shaxs touches Kahless’ magical Bat'leth and his normal self is restored. He manages to battle his way through the evil enterprise, assume control, trick the Gorn Captain of evil USS Cerritos, assume control of that, make it to earth and use Starfleet ingenuity to trick evil Captain Liam Shaw then turn his worst day into his best, most violent day.  And in the end who didn’t want to watch Shaxs be totally unleashed on Lore’s universe and Starfleet? I mean the issue is a little goofy and a bit self referential but it’s LORE WAR: Lower Decks, so it’s going to be a little lighter even while it’s extremely violent. But that’s okay cuz alternate universes. I liked this issue. A quick moving story that stuck to the plot and stuck the landing going from Shaxs’s worst day to Shaxs’s best. Love the Gorn captain, a Gorn in Starfleet is something Star Trek SHOUL...

We learn that the four quadrants of the Milky Galaxy are powered by the minds of Scotty/Montgomery Scott, Geordi La Forge, B'Elanna Torres and Miles O'Brien.  Meanwhile, Kahless and Worf battle Shaxs, with Kahless dying in the process.  Later, Benjamin Sisko and his group meet up with Spock to discuss the situation.  Suddenly, Worf appears and embraces his son (Alexander Rozhenko).  Everyone is now dedicated to opposing Lore. It feels like everything and nothing happens in this issue.  It also feels jumbled.  Like parts are missing or it suddenly has to jump forward to get to the point.  Worf just kinda appears at the end with a hand wave explanation.  Data is able to undermine Lore because the story demands it.  Seemingly.  I have to say with this being part 4 of 5 I should be invested in the story and its outcome... but I'm not.   five out of ten.