Skip to main content

Conan the Barbarian #17 (2023) review



Jim Zub's Twisting Loyalties part 1: Fangs & Foolish Thieves begins.

The coastal city-state of Kyros in Shem. Bêlit's ship The Tigress secretly pulls into port for repairs and to restock.

Bêlit brings corsair/boyfriend Amra the Lion aka Conan of Cimmeria to the Hidden Haven for some "quiet time". BÊLIT pays for pints of ale and a luxurious, private room.

In flashback we see the mating-dance of Bêlit, whose fathers were kings of Askalon!

Back to the Hidden Haven. Bêlit dances once again for Conan. They make love. Conan compliments Bêlit.

Four brigands: Cass, Norl, a Gunderman mercenary and their leaderess attempt to murder and rob the Queen & King of the Black Coast.

Only the leaderess survives the wrath of the pirates and to save her skin she mentions a precious artifact that can easily be stolen: The Fangs of The Serpent.

Conan is not interested in running off with Stygian antiques... but Bêlit is. 

À suivre.


What I did like:

A new arc begins with a new artist: Danica Brine!  

Women appear on all of the variant covers. Bravo!

Archaeologist Jeffrey Shanks talks Queen of the Black Coast, The Zarkheba River, Amra the Lion, The Scarlet Citadel, Drums of Tombalku, The Hour of the Dragon, Roy Thomas, The Lost Valley of Iskander, Black Canaan, At the Mountains of Madness, Conan the Rebel by Poul Anderson and The Song of Bêlit by Brian Wood.

An advert for the upcoming Conan the Barbarian: Battle of the Black Stone special edition action figure based on the art of Rob De La Torre!

3 female characters actually speak! Three!

Denis Medri's cover is something else.

Tarim mentioned.


What I did not like:

Another heist? It's just too soon. Is Zub getting bored with the Barbarian?

Tobacco use portrayed multiple times for no reason whatsoever.

No humour. The guys do not stop fighting when the catfight commences.

Conan never looked so handsome and more immaculate.

The Cimmerian is silly putty in Bêlit's hands.

Conan terminates a tiny thief that is absolutely no threat to him.

Zub's Conan remains an unlikable boorish killer. 

No Shuma-Gorath! Not even one tentacle.

No advert for Tim Waggoner's upcoming novel: Conan: Spawn of the Serpent God!

No advert for Tim Lebbon's upcoming novel: Conan: Songs of the Slain!

No advert for Shaun Hamill's upcoming novel: Solomon Kane: Suffer The Witch!

Still NO letters page! 


I give it a 6/10. This is Zub in Harlequin Romance mode. Danica Brine does an exceptional job with the uninspired script. Conan as a love sick puppy? Not my cup of tea, dawg.









Popular posts from this blog

Transformers #28 (2023) review

Kirkman Kills The Transformers! Well, not all of them, yet! With Robert Kirkman’s Void Rivals having launched Skybound’s Energon Universe, he now takes the writing reins of the flagship Transformers comic series as well, with Dan Mora now on pencils and Mike Spicer still on colors. In this twenty-eighth issue, Megatron has a freakout, Arcee gets a promotion, Miles Mayhem tries his darndest to get a spin-off, and SOMEONE DIES. FOR REAL. PERMANENTLY. Whut-oh. Yeah, Kirkman finally gives in to his Walking Dead and Invincible pedigree and brings on the gore here, for both human and Transformer alike! After I felt like he was being remarkably restrained for his first three issues, he really goes for it here and it’s... I dunno... kind of on the nose, maybe? I guess he wanted to show that his run will be chock-full of consequences too, but I feel maybe his choice of victim was a little flawed and a real shame. The victim is a Transformers character that is known for getting the shaft usually...

Solomon Kane: The Original Comics Omnibus Vol. 1 review

Robert E. Howard's Solomon Kane, the dour English Puritan Swashbuckler, gets a revised complete collection of his classic Marvel suggested for mature readers sword and sorcery adventures.  The omnibus is available in two versions: with a Mike Mignola dust jacket (available everywhere) or with a direct market Howard Chaykin dust jacket (only available from comic book stores). Inside this magnificent hardcover you will find the following: Stories in full color: Kane versus looter Le Loup (Red Shadows by Robert E. Howard, Roy Thomas and Howard Chaykin) Kane versus looter Le Loup (Red Shadows by Robert E. Howard, Ralph Macchio, Steve Carr and Bret Blevins) Kane versus a werewolf (And Faith, Undying... by Ralph Macchio and Bret Blevins) Kane versus kidnaper Sir George Banway (Blades of the Brotherhood by Robert E. Howard, Ralph Macchio, Bret Blevins and Al Williamson) Kane versus Prince Ali-Ben Ar (The Prophet by Ralph Macchio, Mike Mignola and Al Williamson) Kane versus vampires/zombie...

Savage Sword of Conan: REFORGED #1 review

64 restored and fully colored pages of barbaric savagery! Inside this magnificent full-color magazine you will find the following: Classic remastered art pin-ups: Conan the Barbarian by Alfredo Alcala from Savage Sword of Conan (1974) #1 Conan the Barbarian by John Buscema from Savage Sword of Conan (1974) #17 Conan ad by Jeff Aclin from Savage Sword of Conan (1974) #24 THE FROST GIANT’S DAUGHTER by Robert E. Howard, Roy Thomas and Barry Windsor-Smith. (New Colors by GFB Group/GFB.it) The uncensored version. Atali, Ymir's daughter lures Conan into an ambush, the barbarian cuts down Atali's brothers and the frost-giant retrieves his offspring.  OGRES, NYMPHS, AND ROCK STARS. SOME THOUGHTS ON THE SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN by Patrick Zircher (Solomon Kane: The Serpent Ring) The Z-Man waxes lyrical about The Tower of the Elephant and The Frost-Giant's Daughter. CIMMERIA (a poem) by Robert E. Howard, Barry Windsor-Smith and Tim Conrad. (New Colors by Jão Canola) Conan wrestles a wol...